offsetvoid.com action options
It may seem daunting at first to try to overcome the damage that these fools are perpetrating in your name. But do not give up! This is why we at OFFSETVOID are here. Below you will find several options that will help you balance out the idiocy.
So what can I do?
With this option we will change a compact fluorescent light bulb in the lab basement to an incandescent of which we can all be proud. This 50 watt differential will allow my local coal fired power plants to put the carbon back where it should be -- in the sky!
US$5 good - Change a compact fluorescent for an incandescent
With this option we will have a cookout using charcoal, drink beer imported from far away, smoke cigars imported from even further away, eat on styrofoam plates with disposable plastic utensils and -- the topper -- eat steaks flown in by air, again, from far away. The amount of carbon liberated in this package is awe inspiring. Depending on the time of year we may even throw in a good bonfire for free!
us$50 best - the full package - have a cookout
With this option we will travel 20+ miles to a grocery store in an overly-large vehicle with an overly-large V8 engine that will never see south of 3000 RPM, where we will purchase paper and plastic products. We will then take these products back to the lab where we will simply dispose of them. From the store to the waste basket with nary a disturbance!
us$20 better - purchase and dispose of unused paper and plastic products
Freeform - have a request?
Perhaps none of these options fit for you. Let us know what you have in mind and we will endeavor to work with you.