For many years I have been annoyed by the continuing menace of the enviro-rabble. No matter what the problem is the answer is the death of civilization. This is silly. So to combat this lunacy I have purchased vast quantities of styrofoam and other plastic products every Earth Day. That took the edge off.

A couple months ago I attempted to purchase a CD from a band who will remain nameless. Just before I hit the buy button I noticed that they were donating a pretty sizable chunk of my money to a “carbon offsetting” service. Now, I like music. A lot. So I bought it anyway. But it rankles to have my cash used for such silliness. So OFFSETVOID.COM was born as a service to all of those who have the same peccadilloes as I.